I wasn't born from a whistle or milked from a thistle at twilight. I was all horns and thorns, sprung out fully formed, knock kneed and upright.
Ask me anything
Dear taco guy,
Legitimate thanks for getting confused about my request for no meat or cheese and giving me an extreme amount of corn instead. Those tacos were delicious.
Thanks,
Me.
cosmo tip #258
dont let him poop anymore that hole’s for you and you only
One time I read somewhere that Erykah Badu drinks exclusively out of jars and thought it seemed like a really oddly specific diva request. Like, strange. Love her though. I love any woman who projects as much regalness as she does.
